Monday, January 31, 2011

I heart homemade chilli pan mee !!

Lazy to drive all the way to KinKin chilli pan mee and get a full dose of attitude up yours?

Well then get off that coach n make urself ur own homebrew chilli pan mee!!


Did this last week n it tasted the bomb!! better than Kinkin i dare u man!

oh wait, never actually tried Kinkin before thou. wtf


No jokin man this is THE besttest meanest chilli panmee ever!!!

muahahaahahahah *satisfaczionez*

anybody wana learn can p/s me ya hehe lansi........

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

:(

there is something very wrong about staring at a blank screen, fingers on the keyboard yet being totally unable to produce a single decent sentence at all.

now take that and times three.

wonder if there is a term for whatever condition this is.


feel like just dropping everything off and disappearing for a sec.



in to the greens.

in to the blue.

into the dark.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

:(

i don't read enough.

:(

missing the years going by.

:(

if i had a choice, i'd probably do it again.

or maybe not.

don't know, don't wana know.


i seriously don't read enough.

:(

Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year.....

Last day of the year......

was a good year with enough ups n downs to fill an entire 4 season long soap opera.


Won some, lost some.


Found some. And then more.


Although sadly

the only constant thing in life is change....


may there be change for the better.



Happy new year 2011....


* depending on how emo i decide to b next year i might end up writing yet another super long-winded lack-of-attention post cue d one from last year.

We'll see.


See you on d other side, You.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

New Toy from the Junkyard

Found a rough gem at the Amcorp Mall weekend flea market.


Olympus 35ED









The Zuiko 38mm f2.8 was pretty good during it's days so they say.

Look up in Wikipedia for more info.

The batteries are missing though and nothing on the current market fits - gona hav to work on some makeshift batteries from hearing aids to power this baby up.

For now, it'll serve as a pretty reminder of a bygone era where every shot counts....

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Google translate: Domestic violence unveiled

Came across this on a cooking blog:





























for those not well versed in Mandarin, the first user commented sumthing in the lines of ' smell's good, remember when i was young, our family used to cook this dish with tofu and pepper.' Something like dat. Nothing special there. I mean, we Asians put tofu n pepper into everything. Even into our women (in Japan).

But! but but but...

Thanx to Google translate, something far more sinister was revealed.

This was by no means no ordinary comment.































There is some seriously sick shit going down in this house.

Someone call social service, coz people are going down in flames (literally) here!

Moral of the story

(hands a single chopstick to son)

dad: son, today i wana talk to you bout this thing called Unity. here, break this.


(son snaps chopstick into two with ease)

son: no sweats man.


(hands a bunch of ~20 chopsticks to son)

dad: now try this.


*crack* (son snaps the bunch of chopsticks in a single, swift twitch)

son: that was nothing, man.


(shoves son a 10-inch thick tree trunk)

dad: ......now let's see what you've got, punk.


*whackapasmash* (son pulverizes tree trunk into smitterins with a mean, clean karate chop)

son: what next, old man? this is boring.


dad: T_T |||




Moral of the story:

Don't bring up your kids too healthy. Try playing Mr. Miyagi later and they will end up kicking ur ass.


Happy birthday, daddy