:(

i don't read enough.

:(

missing the years going by.

:(

if i had a choice, i'd probably do it again.

or maybe not.

don't know, don't wana know.


i seriously don't read enough.

:(

Google translate: Domestic violence unveiled

Came across this on a cooking blog:





























for those not well versed in Mandarin, the first user commented sumthing in the lines of ' smell's good, remember when i was young, our family used to cook this dish with tofu and pepper.' Something like dat. Nothing special there. I mean, we Asians put tofu n pepper into everything. Even into our women (in Japan).

But! but but but...

Thanx to Google translate, something far more sinister was revealed.

This was by no means no ordinary comment.































There is some seriously sick shit going down in this house.

Someone call social service, coz people are going down in flames (literally) here!

Moral of the story

(hands a single chopstick to son)

dad: son, today i wana talk to you bout this thing called Unity. here, break this.


(son snaps chopstick into two with ease)

son: no sweats man.


(hands a bunch of ~20 chopsticks to son)

dad: now try this.


*crack* (son snaps the bunch of chopsticks in a single, swift twitch)

son: that was nothing, man.


(shoves son a 10-inch thick tree trunk)

dad: ......now let's see what you've got, punk.


*whackapasmash* (son pulverizes tree trunk into smitterins with a mean, clean karate chop)

son: what next, old man? this is boring.


dad: T_T |||




Moral of the story:

Don't bring up your kids too healthy. Try playing Mr. Miyagi later and they will end up kicking ur ass.

Happy birthday, daddy

The Hole in my Ass 3D

Movie night.

The plan was to grab some bite, then maybe do some walking n splurging around KL i don't know.

Anyway, dinner was great but took up the better half of the night so ended up running late for shopping. So instead, headed to KLCC for whatever walk walk we could muster before closeshop hour.

Decided to catch a movie instead. Just watched Legend of the Fist day ago, good but not great must say. Although Donnie Yen does look absolutely honest-to-gaynest good for a 40 something. No I don't fantasize over elderly men, thank you.

Back to the movie.

So apparently there were only two movies available last night. On one corner, M. Night Shyamalan's 'Devil'. Given Mr Night's recent track record, i really wasn't up for another ' I-see-Unbreakable-dead-people-in the Village-showing the Happening Lady in the Water the Sign' moment anytime soon. So pass.

On the other corner, we have.......Le Hole.



Directed by the same guy who did 'Gremlins', 'Small Soldiers' and some other forgettable stuff, it was filmed in 2009 with a stellar cast of nobodies, and was one of the first films to be shot in full 3D glory alongside 'Up' and other 3D whatchamacallit.

So yeah, le hole. A movie about 2 kids n the quintessential hot neighbour finding a hole in their new suburb home's basement which unleashes nightmares on whoever stares into it.

Well, what would you do if you found a pitch black, bottomless, super eerie hole in your basement which opens up by itself and has broken little girls crawling in and out of it right in front of your eyes?

Apparently in the US, you stick around and make smart-ass jokes about it, all the while not forgetting to fraternize with the hot neighbour who, like you, is too dumb to be worried about ghosts and what not. Oh wait, maybe it's some other hole that has caught your interest, i guess. Hmmm.

Very blase Japanese horror plot, siap dengan creepy-crawlie Japanese little girl ghouls, Yamete AV girls, a partridge and a pear tree.

Translates into : lousy acting, poor script writing and all in all, an absolutely shite excuse of a movie literally cumming at you in glorious 3D I kid u not.

Seriously, it was so bad, it was actually good.

I had a great time.



What am i so afraid of?

Of mistakenly spending rm26 on horseshit like this ever again. FML

Ramblings of a hypoglycemic mind

Having a sudden gut wrenchingly insane craving for mushroom soup with salad by the side, preferably with some fresh succulent Norwegian salmon sashimi tossed in with a light dash of that whatever sauce that makes salad oh so yummy, but thank you a light dash would do coz horror of all horrors I've recently officially been condemed to hypercholestrolemics anonymous and am on a highly monitored apparently healthy diet to kick my ass back into its lean mean ol' self FML.

And then it hits me that at this particular hour in this particular place on earth during bulan Ramadhan no less where the way of life is to live to eat and by that meaning eat your guts crazy till yesterday's breakfast comes goofering out of every single orifice in your body both known and unknown to man, that any attempt for a so called 'healthy' supper is something one might as well call a joke, not withstanding the fact that according to the big O putting anything in your mouth after 7pm is downright blasphemous due to the fact that from 701pm onwards your body magically remodels its anatomy so as every single atom from that yummylicious cheeseburger that passes through your mouth shall end up straight at your ass. Every. Single. God Damn. Calorie. Speaking of, an average McD's double cheeseburger contains somewhere around 450kcals and 30gs of fat. Translates into roughly the weight of two Backstreet boys and enough moo-moo to feed a small African nation. Now how would you like that splattered all over your booty?

By the way, shoot me if you must but damn it I want a cheeseburger so much right now. Like, right now. It's pouring outside and my half asleep brain is fighting a losing battle trying to convince me to 'do the right thing!' and 'be a man!'....Russell Peters would be proud I'm sure.

Guess I'll just gulp down some Haier Fresh Air and hit the sack instead. After all it's just 4 hours away from daybreak....Hunger pangs can wait. I shall not succumb......my kung fu is strong.....



I miss you a lot, really a lot. You have no idea what I'll give to have you in my arms right now. Even in this current state of hunger-driven insanity, if it came down to you and a cheeseburger.......It'll still be you. Any and every time.

I know, this may not the most romantic thing to come out of a guy's mouth and this is certainly not the last word as far as mushy lyrical yada- yadas go....but please take it from me, when I say that you are the most precious thing in my life now....

No cheeseburger will ever, ever take your place in my heart, or my stomach I swear.

I love you very, very, very much.



And I'm still painfully hungry ouch FML.

I have no idea why I'm posting this pic coz all it does is fuel my gastric uprising speaking of which I'm currently that close to eating my shoes to curb this stupid hunger pang FML

COLD!........

Friggin cold aircon at Starbucks Leisure Mall Cheras.

Getting peripheral cyanosis with CRT~2secs.

Certain body parts shriveling to the point of nearly disappearing completely.

No fever, god forbid.


Gonna take a last swig of mocha frapuchino n get the hell outa here.

The irony of it

praying for aircon at work everyday but running away from it now.

Too much of something is never a good thing I guess.

Hmmm....

Brrrrrrrrrrrr.

Have you really ever loved a woman?

Came across an interesting post from an interesting blog by an interesting person ( just so to make it rhyme; 'weird' kinda better describes this person wek).

Anyway thought I'd put myself through it and see how bizarre things can get. Yeah I'm that jobless right now being postcall and refusing to tuck in someone please shoot me with a tranquilizer wtf.

1. Put your entire music library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag some people.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The Unforgiven (Metallica)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Something About The Way You Look Tonight (Elton John)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Wild World (Mr. Big) ....... I like 'em wild grrrrll

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Dope Show (Marilyn Manson) hehehe.......

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Beautiful ones (Suede)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rockstar (Nickelback) .......Rockstar baby!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Somewhere, Somehow (Wet Wet Wet) ........cos I'm always blur I guess

WHAT IS 2+2?
Nobody (Wondergirls) ........wtf

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
You Make Me Feel.... (Texas) ..............NO. NO effin way man

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hero (Nickelback) .........coz your my rock, my safe harbour, my hero

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
What's up (Four Non Blondes) ........haha yet another evidence my life is a blurrr....

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Starlight (Muse)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
You Yi Dian Dong Xing (Carina lau & Jeff Zhang) .........how apt!!

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Smack Ma Bitch Up (Prodigy) ........... -_-"

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You Can't Always Get What You Want (Rolling Stones) NO NO NO NO NOO.....!!! NO!!!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Thank You (Alanis Morissette) .......really? sniff*

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The End Is The Beginning Is The End (Smashing Pumpkins)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sometimes When We Touch (Dan Hill) ........me likey touchy feely :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Perfect (Smashing Pumpkins) .......you see you see friend like me where to find siao ah!

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Matsuri (Kitaro) ...........to die against such a magnificent melody...ok la

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
She's In Fashion (Suede) .............?

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Dead And Gone (Justin Timberlake feat T.I.) .......wei wei wei............

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Bei Pan 'Betrayal' (Gary Cao) ...........as true as truth can be

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Salvation (Cranberries)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
1979 (Smashing Pumpkins)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Have You Really Ever Loved A Woman (Bryan Adams) ........this is gonna be so misleading

HOT

HOT HOT HOT.

Feeling as if I'm catching fire down there.

Already trying to position myself as far as possible from the earth's core but somehow all that heat from all that magma boiling deep down inside momma earth's bosom just seems to be reaching straight for me arse.

Already flipping my butt pillow at 3.256 minute intervals like some ikan bakar sifu flipping his tenggiris.

Nothing seems to work.

Seriously considering getting a pack of ice cubes from 7 eleven to sit on. But then scared of balls frostbite necrosis.


Heellpp~~

Thought of the day

IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND
THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING

Thought of the day

THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE UP THERE.

THANK YOU, FOR YOUR MIRACLE.

THANK YOU, FOR KEEPING YOUR ANGEL OUT OF HARM'S WAY.

THANK YOU.

Thought of the day

I FORGOT THAT I FORGOT
WHAT I FORGOT
I WAS THINKING.

OH CRAP.

Thought of the day

TIME HEALS EVERYTHING.

Thought of the day

Love yourself above others - you will die alone but happy.

Thought of the day

SEX is the ONLY event in the world where you'd enjoy the PROCESS more than the FRUIT of your LABOUR.