HOT

HOT HOT HOT.

Feeling as if I'm catching fire down there.

Already trying to position myself as far as possible from the earth's core but somehow all that heat from all that magma boiling deep down inside momma earth's bosom just seems to be reaching straight for me arse.

Already flipping my butt pillow at 3.256 minute intervals like some ikan bakar sifu flipping his tenggiris.

Nothing seems to work.

Seriously considering getting a pack of ice cubes from 7 eleven to sit on. But then scared of balls frostbite necrosis.


Heellpp~~