Horror ARRRGGG!!!!!!!!

The only reason I'm sharing this here is because I am scared shitless.

And I have not been this scared since watching 'It' with the lights off 18 years ago.

So here.

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Had a little scare at work today.

Yangon was complaining of a 'nagging, life-threatening, ass-ripping' pain over her left or right arm ( cannot remember coz didn't bother looking) following the H1N1 vaccine shot she took a few days earlier.

Associated with 'oedema of the palm' and ' neuroprexia of the cutaneous distribution of C7 to T1'. Yowzers.

Anyway.....

It was 510pm. In severe post call mode and not giving a damn about the world, lest the ward and whatever going-on's going on there.

Bumped into Yangon in the pantry. Brushed pass her to pick up whatever leftover there was before making my great escape to freedom.

'Teeeeeeeeeeeeh~~'

NO.

' Maaii haand iz sooww paaiinnfuuu~~............'

I DON"T CARE.

' u knooaaow, lasst taiimme I oso had saiime thing lidis befoourr, and I dowwnt knooaow, like blahblahgebegebewilliwillibangbangwonkidonkichiangchiangoldnewspaperwoooo...........................................'

BLANK STARE INTO BEYOND.

'Annd then, yoouw knooaow, I havvee allerrgeee to thiis and thhat and williwilliwonkablamgushslipslapslopchoochoodingdongmeowoof.................................'

START ERRATIC PACING AROUND, TRYING TO CONTAIN SANITY.

'Can yoouuww see arr here here here all swaoolleenn oohh...whaaii you walkin around soo muuchh cannot see llaaa...........'

THAT'S MY WHOLE EFFING POINT.

'.....I cannoot see youur face laaa.......'

STOP DEAD. GAVE MY BEST RENDITION OF ' I DON"T GIVE TWO EFFS' FACE.


As light as a.....feather? She gave a light push on my chest and said (?coyly)....

' it's okaaaayy....I knoaow you're nervousss....... :)'

And as fleeting as a ?butterfly she fluttered off in a burst of song and waving body parts.



NO EFFING WAY. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

DARLING

READ THE FACE AGAIN.

THAT'S NAUSEAOUS. N-A-U-S-E-A-O-U-S.

DIG?

NERVOUS MY ASS.


My day just got destroyed. Now I'm breaking a cold sweat and having goosebumps all over. Think I'm running a fever too.

Considering EL tomorrow. Need to see a shrink.


The horror...........