Bitchin'!!!!!!!!!

Ima tellin' ya....

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING TO/WITH SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMETIME SOMEHOW.

or, better yet....

RUMOR HAS IT THAT ______IS DOING______TO/ WITH______AT______............

now take a pick and fill in the blanks with your 'favorite' colleague/ superior/ nemesis/ archrival/ cat/ dog/ Radicare auntie's name and the dirty deed of choice.

Tadaaa~

A rumour is born. Someone is soooooo going to be the talk of the town today.



"Heard he's gay." " Red shoes? Like, totally."


F%&$@kin nonsense.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I mean, grow up. Puhhleeezz.

It's a small world. What goes around DOES come around. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow.

Hell, it may not even be in this life.

but hey, WHEN IT DOES, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA.


xxxxxxxxx


Save up on the good Kharma; you'll never know when you need it most.

They say the human tongue is more vicious than a gleaming blade.
The difference is, that fleshy phallic thingy you call a tongue is actually connected to a Brain.
Brains think, or at least some of them do.

Think before you speak.

The pain and damage one's thoughtless words can do to others might be catastrophic but hey, that ain't the point coz, at the end of the day, TIME HEALS EVERYTHING.

The real damage is dealt to YOUR own soul. YOUR Kharma. And when your Kharma hits the dirt, so will your a$$.

The day will come when we'll all be judged at the Gates of Heaven, and all our life's crimes laid bare upon us. The good go to Heaven, the bad go to Hell. Simple, straighforward, effective.

We all look forward to an Afterlife sucking on Pina Coladas with 6 hot angelic babes in a hottub without a single care in the world for eternity ever, don't we all? Well that's Heaven for you if you've been a good boy.


As for you naughty little buggers out there....


Hell would be sharing a hottub of RED HOT LAVA up your buttcrack with 3 guys named Saddam, Osama and Bush.

And that thing you're sucking on??

IT'S NOT A PINA COLADA~~ XD