A change in tide

Change....

Change is good.

Change is a breath of fresh air into the rusted and routine...a stream of new blood injected into the stagnant and still....


There has been Change.

A life changing decision has been made.

For better or worse, I cannot foresee.


The ripples of change emmanating from today's actions are beyond my grasp now.

All I can do is sit back, hands crossed, and watch the drama unfold on its own.



I look forward to the day where I can finally whisper,

" it's over. We're free."

And I know that you'd be there, by my side, when that time comes.


Till then.

I smell smoke.......

A little bird told me there was a war raging in our little playground.

apparently,

SOMEONE WAS DOING/SAYING SOMETHING TO/WITH/ABOUT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMETIME SOMEHOW.

yeap.

Read into that how you want.

Again, my five cents?

It's a free world. Freedom of speech does exist (to a certain extent).

According to the Malayan Constitution of Freedom,
' Thou shalt have thy freedom to Bitch.'

( I so totally made that up. Just making a point la)

The point is, we all have the right to share a piece of our mind with the world.

If you like what you read, good for you.

Well if you don't...........just farkin turn off de stupid computer la!!

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Don't fight. Fighting leads to bloodshed, which will only add to the workload of our already suffocating ortho colleagues. Aiks.

Own up to what you have done and, if you find people's words offensive, look into your own heart and try to reflect upon yourself, is there any truth in it? Have I called for this upon myself?

The answer should be crystal clear.

If there is even the slightest truth to it, and if there is the slightest hint such a fate was called upon by yourself, well then....

Tough luck, pal. You are SO screwed.

Run home to your mommy, sissypants.

Foot in Mouth

Apologies for certain phrases used in the previous post; the offensive statement has been removed (if anyone actually noticed).

I realised it was a tad unfair if a whole bunch of good ol' God fearin people had to burn in hell just because of one rascal's wrongdoing.

So there, you guys can come back to earth. No need to burn in hell, ok?

No hard feelings ok?


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Whatever. Not like I'm a believer anyway. Wanna know my five cents?
We're ALL gonna burn in hell someday. There is no salvation to the sins we have all commited.

Look up into the sky.
Look around you.
Then look into your hearts.
The words you've said, the things you've done.

And then you'll realise.


God has left this place a long time ago.


All that's left is darkness. And treachery. And deceit.

Huddle in fear, sinners.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Limits

Hell no you didn't.

You've gone WAY too far this time.

Don't even start talking about respect if you yourself have none of it for others.


People have limits.

Ive got patience, loads of it and then some.

But this, my friend, is WAR.

Don't cross my path coz I'll fuckin make you regret you were ever born.


BURN IN HELL.

Love story....Salt n Pepper style!

A touching little love story of how our two favorite flavorings came to be.....







Before Salt n' Pepper... Salt was a lone ranger.








Pepper was desperate.







One day.......as their fates crossed paths.... on that fateful dinner table.....






Sparks were flying....angels were singing...Love was in the air...!!





Life was never the same....







And as their relationship matured....









And so.....Salt n' Pepper became one....












After the heat.....








Pepper was the one he was looking for all along.
She was his missing Other Half. (literally)
So....





As as they sealed their vows in Holy matrimony.....
to be faithful and loyal....
come rich or poor....
salty or spicy....
fresh or expired.....

I now pronounce you....Man and Wife.




And that's how Salt n' Pepper came to be. *Sniff*

Bitchin'!!!!!!!!!

Ima tellin' ya....

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING TO/WITH SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMETIME SOMEHOW.

or, better yet....

RUMOR HAS IT THAT ______IS DOING______TO/ WITH______AT______............

now take a pick and fill in the blanks with your 'favorite' colleague/ superior/ nemesis/ archrival/ cat/ dog/ Radicare auntie's name and the dirty deed of choice.

Tadaaa~

A rumour is born. Someone is soooooo going to be the talk of the town today.



"Heard he's gay." " Red shoes? Like, totally."


F%&$@kin nonsense.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I mean, grow up. Puhhleeezz.

It's a small world. What goes around DOES come around. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow.

Hell, it may not even be in this life.

but hey, WHEN IT DOES, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA.


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Save up on the good Kharma; you'll never know when you need it most.

They say the human tongue is more vicious than a gleaming blade.
The difference is, that fleshy phallic thingy you call a tongue is actually connected to a Brain.
Brains think, or at least some of them do.

Think before you speak.

The pain and damage one's thoughtless words can do to others might be catastrophic but hey, that ain't the point coz, at the end of the day, TIME HEALS EVERYTHING.

The real damage is dealt to YOUR own soul. YOUR Kharma. And when your Kharma hits the dirt, so will your a$$.

The day will come when we'll all be judged at the Gates of Heaven, and all our life's crimes laid bare upon us. The good go to Heaven, the bad go to Hell. Simple, straighforward, effective.

We all look forward to an Afterlife sucking on Pina Coladas with 6 hot angelic babes in a hottub without a single care in the world for eternity ever, don't we all? Well that's Heaven for you if you've been a good boy.


As for you naughty little buggers out there....


Hell would be sharing a hottub of RED HOT LAVA up your buttcrack with 3 guys named Saddam, Osama and Bush.

And that thing you're sucking on??

IT'S NOT A PINA COLADA~~ XD

Indecent Conduct

Blogging with d Hospital's computer!!!

Yeap, that's a big EFFIN finger up yours KKM!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Look ma, Ima getting paid for talkin' trash on the internet!!! During working hours no less!!!!Arn't you just proud of me to BITS!!??



burp....

Sorry. Sugar rush.......

Back to work....

9 more hours to go.......*sob* T_T

Seri Kembangan Food Hunt 2009!!!

Drove down with Ann and May to Seri Kembangan for the Legendary.......

Spinach Pan Mee!!!

As legend has foretold, this Pan mee is not for the weak-stomached. No, if what tickles your fancy is your average garden variety pan mee soup, STAY AWAY.

You see, much bloodshed has taken place in the making of THE Ultimate Pan Mee.

Many a spinach lost their lives (and their green hue) in the conflict.

Countless anchovies were sacrificed.

Chili paste makers had their tongues cut off so the secret of the Ultimate Chili Sauce would be safe till the grave.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.




Ok enough bullc*$p.

May recalls of this Spinach Pan Mee shop which, according to her friend's bf's someone's someone serves the meanest pan mee around town. Since we had time on us(and our perpetually empty tummies) we decided to give it a go. So off we went.

The biggest lesson I learnt today: don't mess with 6pm traffic.

It took us a good 40 mins to reach Seri Kembangan ( usually should be around 15 - 20 mins). Suffice to say the roads were jam packed like a Panini de marmaletta~

After much hustle and bustle, we arrived at our fateful destination.



OOOOIIII!!!!!!!!!!!



You've got to be kidding. No, seriously.

KNNBCCB!!!!!!!!

But we have come too far for defeat. Hell no way are we gonna go back empty stomached. Seri Kembangan, whatever else you have that's good, you BLOODY better bring it on now, like right NOW.

So we went to this adjacent place which, interestingly, also claims to serve 'Special Spinach Pan Mee'.....!

We ordered a medley of stuff....desperation and dejection makes for crappy choice making...



old cucumber soup...NOT spinach pan mee...



spinach soup pan mee...NOT spinach pan mee...



dry pan mee...NOT spinach pan mee...


curry chee cheong fun...NOT spinach pan mee...


yong tau foo...NOT spinach pan mee..!!!

Everybody together...WTF??? We've been HAD!!!!

Apparently the said Pan Mee store is closed every Tuesday. Excellent.

May already activated Hiding Mode.



Its not your fault May. It's JUST spinach pan mee. THE spinach pan mee.......T_T


So, what did a bunch of dejected-semi full-unsatisfied gluttons do next?

We went for Durian open season!!


there is a God......


like a hot knife through butter


We've hit Gold!!

The durian was great....RM10/kg for Hong Sia....cheap?
Thank god no one farted on the way back.

Satisfied, we head on our journey back. Some one came up with the brilliant idea of going to South City Plaza to burn off the cals we just loaded on. A good idea, so that's where we headed next.



South City Plaza was emptier than a Christmas Specialty Store in Summer.
There was, practically, nothing.
My heart felt for the owner.

Loitering around, we ended up at The Lingerie Shop.


eye catching, yes....

Some of the choices were....interesting.


very vintage...


The Genting-going Tai Tai's essential combat arsenal
(read: wang/ wong/ ong as in 'prosperity')



Gives an all new perspective to the Chinese proverb ' a woman which a man cannot fully grasp with one hand*'............

*the original meaning is more or less 'a woman that cannot be single-handedly manipulated by a man...'

A fruitful ending to a wholesome day. Fell asleep at the handphone booth while Ann was getting a HP cover. Oops.

On the way back, Ann requested for a stop to tapao Fish Head Meehoon Soup (yes, blame it on the high metabolism rate).

' Relax, I know just the place. It's at Balakong.' Me say.

So we reached Balakong. So we turned in to the row of shops. So we reached the aforementioned Fish Head Meehoon shop.


On the Sign:


FISH BALL NOODLE SOUP



KNNBCCB X 100,000,000!!!!

* all pics taken with my HTC Touch's 2MP excuse of a camera - forgot my Canon. Pardon the grainy pics.

Genting Highlands 25/6/09 Part 1

Sorry for the delay.....

Finally got all the pics (most of it, as in) up and running....


4 jobless housemen.....

a few lame-ass reasons for taking EL....

1 very stuffy Honda CRV....

and off we went to Genting Highlands.....weeee......




We brought our pet along. Obvious he was enjoying the back seats.....


Hmm..


Yeah yeah...!!

En route to Genting May recommended this kononnya really famous chili pan mee place at KL.....

Chili Pan Mee!! Just what you need before a stomach churning ride uphill to Genting!!

And so we went for.......chilli pan mee.


Veeli de Super one le de mee insai here one....


Official spokespersons


Patoyau.........!


The famously infamous ground chilli paste thingy


waiting for food.....

We ordered dry chilli pan mee, soup pan mee, wanton soup, sui gao soup, fried tofu.....I think thats about it....? Damn!!


Suigao n' wanton soup...yum!



Fooi-yoh!!!


aaaarrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmpppphhhh......


And then, the Mien of the Hour.........


Le Chilli Pan Mee!!!!!!



Fu-Yoh Mak-aku-punya-*@%&* YAARRMEEE~~


Content!


That's what friends are for...


I had 1 dry, 1 soup pan mee, 2 chinese ice tea, 2 suigao, 1 wanton....
Danny had 2 dry pan mee, 2 chinese ice tea, hellota suigaoz n wantonz....

The ladiez cleared up whatever was left....


The Aftermath.....



TBC ~