Bang

Just received some bad news 5 mins ago.

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW.

The good news is no one was hurt.

Well, actually somebody was, but I can't care nuts bout that guy.

Tough luck, bro. Sorry la.



Screw the physical losses.

A problem is not a problem if it can be settled with money.

A few knocks n sprays should do the trick. No problemo.

Don't worry, we'll patch things up (literally).


Everything's gonna be alright.