One hell of a Date

I had a date today.

How long has it been?

Damn, I don't think I've ever had a real date.

So I was understandably nervous when I accepted her offer.


I....I just couldn't turn her down.

She looked so....tasty.

Her skin was glisttening under the fading night lights...

My palms were sweaty.

My lips trembled.

I felt wetness in places too indecent to describe...




I felt like a virgin on her first night.




As I held her in my hand, her texture caressing my fingers.....

I just want to feel her....hold her between my lips.....Eat her whole.....


As I put her in my mouth....

Man.

You should have heard the sound she made when I ate her....

And then came the taste.











BLLEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I FARKING SWEAR TO GOD IMA NEVER GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DATE IN MY ENTIRE GOD FORSAKEN LIFE!!!!

SERIOUSLY, WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE DATES?????

DAMN!!!

Yusoff Tayoob......dates from the Middle East...Ajmah, Waseem, Al-Ikhsan.....

DATES??

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!